Jun 27, 2009

why i'm not "pagaent material"

was watching the Miss Virginia Pagaent.... here's why i never made it into that sort of event.
  • I can't walk in heels - at all - and certinally not 5" heels.
  • I'm blindingly white -
  • I can't pretend to be interested in that many other women for that long.
  • I don't have a talent. I dont' sing, especially not opera, i dont' act, i don't twirl, I can't dance, and it's been over 10 years since i picked up my flute, and i wasn't good then.
  • I can't fit my chest in most formalwear dresses or bathing suits.
  • I'm pretty sure i can't manage a PC answer to the questions they ask...

aside from that, it was a beautiful day...

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